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the terrible idea machine: TEA RULES. →
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My understanding of tea etiquette in England is:
OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER. IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF...
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There were no lies here. All fancies fled away. That’s what happened in...
– Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
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It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most...
– Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
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